I’m not sure what’s worse, this product, this product’s name, this product’s name associated with children, or the fact I giggled like a little school girl every time they said Tiddy Bear. Hehe.

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We are so close to my favorite time of the year.  Fall!  Football, cooler weather, and new episodes of TV!  I was shown the new trailer for Heroes and I’m in total fall TV mode.  Lets get done with these Olympics and on to Hayden Panettiere jumping around and kicking ass.

This is quite impressive. It’s a picture from an ebay auction. This collection contains EVERY NES game released plus a couple of games that never hit circulation.

This has me a little jealous and wanting to hook up my Nintendo and play a little California Games. Nothing beats playing the roller skating game and watching that bitch trip over an ice cream cone and face plant.

So if you are feeling a little cheeky, the entire collection only costs $3800. Click Here

You may remember back in February when I posted about a crazy bereaved woman who decided to clone her recently deceased pit bull, Booger (chuckle again). In the most awesome twist of fate ever, it appears this nutjob might just be a wanted woman. Read »

Diner, Drive-ins, and Dives is a glorious show on the Food Network.  I get so jealous when I watch that show because I’m always at home with a empty refrigerator and an appetite that just tripled in size.  A recent episode caught my eye.  They featured this glorious hotdog called the ‘Homewrecker’.  A 1lb hotdog that is deep fried and then topped with every single condiment that you could imagine.  I drool in amazement.

After a jump is a another amazing list of 5 hotdogs that are sure to kill you….enjoy Read »

This is almost as unbelievable as Charlie knowing how to tap out “Good Vibrations” on some random post WW2 keypad on LOST.

People have way to much time on their hands….get a job hippie.

There can’t be a better thing to master in life than rock, paper, scissors.  This talent alone can earn you shotgun, avoid having to buy the next round of drinks, or avoid having to talk to the ugly girl between the two of them.

So if you have yet to master the art of rock, paper, scissors don’t fret.  It’s very simple.  So simple it can be done in three simple rules.

1. Play paper first. Rookies tend to lead with rock, so paper is the safest opener. (A savvy opponent will try the same, causing a tie.) If you win, claim victory; if not, start the next throw right away, because of course it’s two out of three.

2. Exploit copycats. Casual players often switch to the object that just beat them. You can encourage them to do this by shouting, “Paper wins!” when you defeat their rock. Then throw scissors on the next round.

3. Watch for doubles. People rarely throw the same hand three times in a row; if they play scissors twice, your next move is paper. Also, keep up the pace so they have less time to think and instead fall into patterns.

We can thank Graham Walker, coauthor of The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide, for these easy to remember steps.  Best of luck, bitches.

You don’t need me to tell you that gasoline sucks. It’s expensive, smelly, dirty, and you can’t even drink it. Many people believe the future of the automotive industry is hydrogen. Why, then, did no one listen to Jack Nicholson back in 1978 when he was already driving a hydrogen powered car? Oh right…money. I’m going to start a petition to have all oil executives tarred and feathered in the public square. Bastards.

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