The Dumbass’s Guides
These guides are our gift to you, the average dude. They are intended to help you through tough decisions or clear up cloudy thoughts. We try to break things down to a need to know basis avoiding all the technical jargon that other sites use and give it to you straight from an average dude’s mouth.
New Dumbass’s Guides
Guide to Air TravelBlurb: Air travel used to be an event. People would get dressed in their best clothes to board planes to far off destinations for adventure and vacation. Today, however, air travel is a necessary evil for most people and a traumatic family event for others. The mystique and wonder of air travel has been lost. No longer do airlines cater to the needs of their patrons. To them you are a number and a butt in the seat of this dying mode of transportation. So how can you navigate the ever-changing whims of the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration or Federal Association of Assholes) and the TSA (Travel Safety Administration or Thousands Standing Around)? More… |
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Recent Dumbass’s Guides
Guide to SushiBlurb: Sushi can be an incredibly intimidating meal if you don’t know what you’re doing. Menus usually consist of about a hundred different rolls and after staring at them for half an hour, they all start to look like the same thing. There are a lot of common mistakes that first-timers make when getting sushi. That’s why we’re here. We’ll hold your little dumbass hand and guide you through the terrifying world of ordering sushi. More… |
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Getting into ShapeBlurb: One of the most popular new year’s resolutions for men and women alike is to lose weight and get in shape. Usually that motivation dies a pretty quick death right around the end of January when the excuses start to fly and the man-boobs start to pop out again, but it doesn’t have to be this way. More… |
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HD Format WarBlurb: There’s a war going on right now, only it’s not the kind that’s fought overseas with guns and tanks (not yet, anyways). Its battles are fought with marketing dollars, on message boards across the internet and on store shelves. It’s the worst kind of war, besides those ones mentioned before with the guns. Those are worse. More… |
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Holiday Gift BuyingBlurb: The Average Dude never goes shopping until about three days before, so you’ve got plenty of time to pick out gifts for the ones you love. Don’t have any ideas what to buy? That’s why we’re presenting you with this handy guide to help a brother out! It might be the thought that counts, but it’s the gift that’s kept. More… |
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